telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via thedevilhasawoken)

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i-n-adequate:

I JUST WANT MY THIGHS SMALLER

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bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via mischiefmanaged98)

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sequently:

how to take a math test:
1. pi
2. cry
3. die

(via mischiefmanaged98)

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Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be. Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via jeigo)

(via leezy-ricky)

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My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love. Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via southerngreekgirl)

(Source: simply-quotes, via mischiefmanaged98)

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