congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

(Source: pitchblackglow, via gold-casino)

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater, via gold-casino)

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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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i-n-adequate:

I JUST WANT MY THIGHS SMALLER

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bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via mischiefmanaged98)

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sequently:

how to take a math test:
1. pi
2. cry
3. die

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